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My friend Cord is getting married in the morning. I am invited to go but I am not one of his grooms men.(ive known him for years that hurt.)His best man decided that his bachelor party should be him and cord renting Japanime all night.
Now it just so happens that hes getting married con weekend so I allready have a room at a hotel and a ton of booze. I heard about "the party" they had and told them all toget to the hotel. Cord is a slow drinker and dose not want to be hungover for the wedding to boot. that dont fly with me so Im taking shots with him every few minets. My freind kyle pors some vodka and oJ into his own mouth shakes his head and shouts now thats a drink. \
I not to be out done grab a bottle of hundred proof Southern comfort and a bottle of makers mark and begin pooring them down my throught.
aside form offering a police officer a shot nearly getting into fight with a bell boy because he wouldnt take a tip and telling security that they even think of coming in the pool after me il swim to mexico or somthing like that i remeber nothing.
The next day no less then 20 people I had never seen in my life came up to me and asked "are you all right travis"
to which I replyed "my toe hurts" (it did) they would shake there heads laughuing pat my shoulder and walk away. I still dont remeber how they new me. huh.
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