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My buddy got a Biohazard symbol tattoo when he was drunk because he thought it "Looked cool".
I yelled at him: "No one will ever give you first aid, you fucking moron! You are telling people that you are diseased with an international symbol. If someone has ANY kind of first-aid training, they will see that tattoo and walk away."
"...I thought it looked cool."
"Well, congratulations. It doesn't look cool to me. It looks like a big sign that says 'DISEASED'."
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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