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Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. Golf has holes, therefore it is holy...
Honor thy father and thy mother. Unless they are liberal democrats.
Thou shall not commit adultery. Blowjobs and anal penetration don't count as adultery.
Thou shall not steal. Liberate, OK, but never steal.
Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, unless he's a pinko commie bastard.
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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.
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