While it's be nice to make 2 million dollars a week, I think i'd have to pass on that one - it's really too much effort stuffing all that money in the mattress...
I've been around the internet way too long... my favorite email is not one of scamming, but of trying to be helpful... The Good Times virus was going to be such a malicious virus and you had to forward the email to all your friends to warn them of impending doom...