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Oooh, yah, the Barrett is a fun one. With a 24x scope she's a real good date. Not much on the long-term commitment though - she plays a little rough and makes you sore in the morning.

Of course, I think the best weapon is a mother. I mean, you point a mad mama in someone's direction and LOOK out. That's trouble! Why else would the phrase, "Don't make me tell yo mama" impart such fear in so many people.

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