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BigBen · 05-16-2006, 01:38 PM

Get yourself an agent. How do you think all of those beautiful people get on there?

And looking good in a bikini is an added bonus. Do you look good in a bikini?

I would make a demo tape of how fast you can untie knots. Then I would do a cut scene of you hanging upside down by a burning rope while you undo a combination lock that has a fire extinguisher in it. The camera angle could make it look like you are a thousand feet in the air, but when you are finished you could pan out and show a matress underneath you.

Then the gross food challenge could be "Eat what Daddy made for Supper". Make it look really bad. Like crack an egg over the bacon, then stir in some hashbrowns and pour ketchup over the whole thing.

Then you could do a balancing thing where it shows that you could stand on a tree stump or something.

Then you could do the "How fast can we clean up the toys before mommy gets home?" and get your kids to help out. Run circles around them, and when you are done, get in their face and yell out "INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY!"

This would be much funnier if the kid was like 3 years old or something.

05-16-2006, 01:38 PM	#197 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Get yourself an agent. How do you think all of those beautiful people get on there? And looking good in a bikini is an added bonus. Do you look good in a bikini? I would make a demo tape of how fast you can untie knots. Then I would do a cut scene of you hanging upside down by a burning rope while you undo a combination lock that has a fire extinguisher in it. The camera angle could make it look like you are a thousand feet in the air, but when you are finished you could pan out and show a matress underneath you. Then the gross food challenge could be "Eat what Daddy made for Supper". Make it look really bad. Like crack an egg over the bacon, then stir in some hashbrowns and pour ketchup over the whole thing. Then you could do a balancing thing where it shows that you could stand on a tree stump or something. Then you could do the "How fast can we clean up the toys before mommy gets home?" and get your kids to help out. Run circles around them, and when you are done, get in their face and yell out "INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY!" This would be much funnier if the kid was like 3 years old or something. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.