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BigBen · 05-16-2006, 08:32 AM

Seriously, I have taken those tests that are about 500 questions long, and you HAVE TO answer either Yes or No;

Q: I feel bad because I want to hurt my father.
Y or N

Um. What if I Don't want to hurt my father? Do I answer No? Or does that just mean that I quite enjoy the urge to inflict pain upon my papa?

Q: I am the only one that hears the voices in my head.

Uh oh. Well, since I am quite sure that others have also heard the anguished cries of the tormented spirits that are begging for violent release, I should say no. I mean, how could anyone NOT hear the voices rattling around upstairs? They are loud enough to wake the neighbors.

Take it easy, Charlie. Although you are crazy, you are also smart enough to realize that only a trained professional will be able to diagnose it, not some stupid test.

Just answer the way a normal person would. (and for fuck sakes, don't ask me for any of the answers...)

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Seriously, I have taken those tests that are about 500 questions long, and you HAVE TO answer either Yes or No; Q: I feel bad because I want to hurt my father. Y or N Um. What if I Don't want to hurt my father? Do I answer No? Or does that just mean that I quite enjoy the urge to inflict pain upon my papa? Q: I am the only one that hears the voices in my head. Uh oh. Well, since I am quite sure that others have also heard the anguished cries of the tormented spirits that are begging for violent release, I should say no. I mean, how could anyone NOT hear the voices rattling around upstairs? They are loud enough to wake the neighbors. Take it easy, Charlie. Although you are crazy, you are also smart enough to realize that only a trained professional will be able to diagnose it, not some stupid test. Just answer the way a normal person would. (and for fuck sakes, don't ask me for any of the answers...) __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.