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Mood Ring
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f---in' red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!!!!
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