I would suggest something to do with burst plumbing. There's nothing like catastrophic water damage and a late, expensive plumber to demand your attention and garner sympathy. The possiblilities are endless: Isn't your dishwasher past its warranty? And I heard your upstairs neighbour has a leaky bathtub drain. And doesn't your sprinkler system go off with the slightest rise in temperature? And where the hell has your Super been these days.
Any camping plans this summer? We're looking at a weekend in a Provincial park on Georgian Bay in August. I cant' wait.