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Jumping when I was halfway down the stairs. Because, you see, I wanted to be a superhero and such. Like Spider-Man. Yes, even into my teens.
Now my knees hurt like hell every morning.
Well, you know, it sounded good at the time.
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PC: Can you help me out here HK?
HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
PC: And the other 2 percent?
HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.
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