Wink both eyes. Check.
Wiggle ears independantly of each other. Check.
Vibrate eyeballs. Check. (but I don't do it now because it is uncomfortable, don't you know)
Raise and lower eyebrows independantly. Check.
Vulcan salute - and switch to the little finger only, ring finger with middle finger together, and forefinger with thumb together - both hands. Check.
Whistle both traditional pursed lip method and through the teeth (drove the teachers nuts in school, because you can do this while chewing on a pencil, which makes it a perfect stealth whistle). Check.
Curl tongue into a tube. Check.
All things a kid teaches himself while on the john. Then I found books and stopped playing with myself
