My best example was going down to the lake with a few friends, and decided we were going to swim to the raft that was floating out there. I jumped in with the rest of my crew. Did I mention I can't swim? yeah, I forgot that fact that day as well. Oh, and I was swimming in a T-shirt and jeans. You ever notice how heavy wet jeans are? Long story short, I almost drowned that day, and my friend - who was a girl, and half my size at least, had to save me. She got me to the raft, and I had to have a guy fishing in a boat nearby - with his grandaughter! - take me back to shore. What a great day. But as they say, seemed like a good idea at the time.
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