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Originally Posted by Mantus
He carried a bullet in his breast pocket. Someone threw a Bible at him and the bullet saved his life.
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Give credit where credit is due. That's Woody Allen from his stand up days in the mid 60's.
To paraphrase the story as he told it: "Years ago, my mother ... gave me ... a bullet. I carried it around in my left breast pocket. One day I was walking down the street and a berserk evangelist hurled a bible out a second story window striking me in the chestal area. That bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for that bullet."