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TWO DEFINITIONS
-Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
-Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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