Hmmm; as I have recently become a self appointed sexual connoisseur I must say that, if anything, I have been in the position to hurt myself more then my female partner. I have, to date, bled once, pulled countless muscles (almost including my 'love muscule'), and been sore in ways I thought were unhumane. But this is, and she will agree, all on account of her endless sexual drive.
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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