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Dear Hal,
I used to be a sex addict. I spent ten years of my life sleeping with anything that moves, including pets. I decided the only way to get over this addiction was to go cold turkey, and I stopped having sex altogether, including with myself. Now that I've been clean for a year, I've forgotten how to have sex! I remember it has something to do with... goblins? And stuffed animals? Oh no! What do I do?
Yours,
Horny in Holland
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