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BigBen · 04-28-2006, 08:51 AM

My head hits the roof of the plane to begin with... (roof = bulkhead? Fuckin' navy)

No, I would not buy a place to stand. As someone who has stood for hours in one spot, it is a real killer. My feet swell, the blood pools in my legs and I get cramps (as well as almost passing out). That was on a asphalt parade square in boots and 35 degree heat, so maybe these little seats (lean-to's?) would help that out.

They would have to change the safety briefing for the first time in 30 years! "Please remain seated until the Captain has turned off the seatbelt light. Except for you poor fuckers who are standing. If you are standing, then just chill out..."

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	My head hits the roof of the plane to begin with... (roof = bulkhead? Fuckin' navy) No, I would not buy a place to stand. As someone who has stood for hours in one spot, it is a real killer. My feet swell, the blood pools in my legs and I get cramps (as well as almost passing out). That was on a asphalt parade square in boots and 35 degree heat, so maybe these little seats (lean-to's?) would help that out. They would have to change the safety briefing for the first time in 30 years! "Please remain seated until the Captain has turned off the seatbelt light. Except for you poor fuckers who are standing. If you are standing, then just chill out..." __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.