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Old 04-26-2006, 04:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
Lindy
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Originally Posted by blahblah454
Okay this lady friend of mine and I have been fooling around for a while now but we have not had sex. Last night I slept over but nothing happened that night, but in the morning when we woke up she was grinding her ass into my crotch and I was standing at full attention.
You may have awakened with what my ex-husband called "a pisshard." It's not so much being turned on, but having a full bladder that presses against some of the veins that normally take blood away from the penis, that causes the erection. If you roll over or sit up, the bladder shifts a little bit, and the erection goes away.
If he was on his back, sometimes I would mount him while he was still asleep. Great way to wake up! Sometimes it turned into a great session, (as long as I was fucking HIM) but sometimes as soon as HE started to move he would begin to go limp. Other times, everything just worked, and we'd be all over the bed, up, down, sideways, and doggie, until he finally came---and I would laugh as he literally RAN to the bathroom 'cause he had to pee so bad. I learned that I could get him going by hand while he was still asleep. I could feel the "pisshard" start to subside, and then come back as a real erection. Then he was really ready to go. We had some of our best sex in the mornings.

My sister (a nightshift nurse) says that when they make their rounds, they always see a few little tent poles holding up the sheets, even with some guys that are pretty old.
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