it brings up tons of questions, like inter-species dating. If a male chimp takes out a female non-chimp how does the chimp pay for the date? I guess he's got to get a job, which means affirmative action would probably have to apply because there is no way a chimp would get most jobs without it. And what about public urination/defecation? Will the chimps be able to hold it until they find a potty? I guess they'll have to or else they'll get cited. This is interesting. I suppose they would have to pass out rollerskates to all the newly liberated chimps since that and bicycles are their preferred modes of transportation. I'm going to go buy some rollerskate futures now.
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