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BigBen · 04-26-2006, 11:49 AM

Haven't read the debate here, but this is Ben's Gun Law:

Every citizen must own a firearm. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. This firearm must be kept in mechanically sound and working order. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties and possible imprisonment.

This firearm must be loaded when safe to do so. Safety rules can be found at the National Firearms Centre kiosk, located at your Town Office or City Hall.

You are not allowed out in public without a firearm. A National Firearms Officer may ask to see your concealed weapon, if there is doubt that you are in fact carrying a firearm. Only licensed individuals are allowed to carry a concealed weapon. All others must show their firearm in plain sight.

/End Gun Law

You see folks, firearms are tools. Like making clothing and identification a pre-requisite to being allowed out in public, having a firearm does absolutely nothing to improve or hamper the safety of a society. Similarly, requiring ownership as a requisite for citizenship also produces nothing in the way of violence or aggression.

Has anyone else written a law similar to mine? What do you guys think?

/Ben runs off to read thread, now that his law is written.

04-26-2006, 11:49 AM	#32 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Haven't read the debate here, but this is Ben's Gun Law: Every citizen must own a firearm. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. This firearm must be kept in mechanically sound and working order. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties and possible imprisonment. This firearm must be loaded when safe to do so. Safety rules can be found at the National Firearms Centre kiosk, located at your Town Office or City Hall. You are not allowed out in public without a firearm. A National Firearms Officer may ask to see your concealed weapon, if there is doubt that you are in fact carrying a firearm. Only licensed individuals are allowed to carry a concealed weapon. All others must show their firearm in plain sight. /End Gun Law You see folks, firearms are tools. Like making clothing and identification a pre-requisite to being allowed out in public, having a firearm does absolutely nothing to improve or hamper the safety of a society. Similarly, requiring ownership as a requisite for citizenship also produces nothing in the way of violence or aggression. Has anyone else written a law similar to mine? What do you guys think? /Ben runs off to read thread, now that his law is written. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.