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Old 04-25-2006, 11:16 AM   #1179 (permalink)
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Romantic Date?

Shit man...

Watching a movie, popcorn in hand, getting those little butterflies in your tummy. You look over at her, and you notice how she is watching the movie.

The screen is emitting light, making her look amazing. The colours changing, fast and sometimes strobe-like. The sound of the movie is taking on a new sound, the sound of your heartbeat. She is sitting right beside you, and she has the perfect amount of cologne on. You can barely smell it, but it is amazing. You know that the fragrance would intensify if you leaned in closer. Oh god, how you want to lean in closer...

You pay attention to the movie again, and out of the corner of your eye, you see her looking at you.

sweet

You cross your legs, and your knee 'accidentally' touches her knee. Hey, there isn't any crime in that! She doesn't move her leg. She leans in a tiny bit, and her shoulder is gently touching yours. Oh my.

You were right about her smelling better when she got closer.

Where are you? Are you watching a movie? Wasn't this the movie you wanted to see for a long time? Where did your mind go? Oh, right. You are looking at the girl again. This time, she looks at you the same time. Her eyes. Half of her face in shadow, the other half with that movie glow. She smiles. Do you look the same way to her? There is no way you look as good, but the lighting is the same, anyway.

She mouths the word "What?" with a smile, wondering why you are staring. If only she could read minds, to see how perfect she is at this moment. What an ego boost that would be. Can you preserve this moment forever, in long-term memory? "Nothing" you mouth back, but you aren't smiling. You are seconds away from crying, knowing that this perfect moment can't last long enough.

Anyhoo. That is my idea for a romantic date.

What is your Most Favorite form of exercise? Least Favorite? (Get your mind out of the gutter, you petite cochon)

My favorite is rock-climbing, but I haven't done it in years and years.
Least favorite? Running.
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