/Ben feels guilt.
/Ben looks for tall building to jump off of.
/Ben quickly realizes that this is Tilted Nonsense, and that people kill themselves all the time.
/Ben no longer feels guilt.
/Ben assures men all over the world that females get off on feelings, and emotional connection, and tenderness, and a thousand other things not connected to the male phallus. You can make a woman get off 17,000 different ways not connected to your genetalia.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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