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I was Fourteen, and locked in the bathroom with my mothers romance novel, i felt dirty, but then i paid a friend to buy me a playboy and it got better... i still have that playboy
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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One muffin turnes to the other and says: "Getting pretty hot in here, Huh?"
The other muffin screams: "AAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
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