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Sorry, but that's piss funny!
At least you didn't come out completely empty handed... i mean, you didn't get laid, but you got a great story out of it.
To every girl that's like this i bet there's 1,000 that appreciate being given a bit of respect. Bet if she tells her friends that story at least one of them will suddenly show interest...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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