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I hope you find a gorilla costume that works.
This reminds me of the time a couple years ago that the wife, child and I were all enjoying a nice warm latte on a chilly November morning at the Water Tower. A large collection of gorillas suddenly appeared running down Michigan Avenue causing general mischief and engaging in some shenanigans. They ran up through the Water Tower park area and started goofing on the tourists and locals there.
The wife, child and I were all sitting on one of the nicely painted wooden chairs when about 4 of them approached us and sat down around us making silly gorilla noises. Come to think of it, I think they were actually chimpanzee noises, but I digress.
Shesus commented that if any of the gorillas harrassed her, she was gonna give it a swift kick in the not-so-fake genitalia. I passed this pertinent information on to one of the silly gorillas who seemed to take an interest in the 3 of us at which point his eyes widened, he clutched his general pubic area, and loped off.
All in all, I think there were about 20 or so of these rapscallions in gorilla suits that morning. Needless to say, they didn't look like real gorillas or I'm sure it would have been utter mayhem.
Just take that as a warning about general prankstering. It could get you a kick in the nuts.
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