Originally Posted by jwoody

When I got her off my granny (notice. no fuck in this sentence, gotta respect my gran), she was called fucking (bollocks, sorry gran) 'bluebell' (1). There's no way I could ever own a pet with such a fucking crappy name.

I decided to let my (at the time) 4yr old niece name the fucker - she chose fucking 'barbie' (2). That didn't last very fucking long.

I called her 'mog' (3) for a bit but she didn't respond in the slightest bit.

Then I tried 'charly' (4) - after the cat on a fucking child safety video and a song by The fucking Prodigy.

Then fucking Sion (bless 'im) came up with fucking 'Muffcat' (5). It made me fucking laugh, it's a fucking cool name, my cat looks like a fucking muff (19th century ladies handwarmer thing) and, best of fucking all, she responds to it fucking immediately.

It's the fucking mu-fffffff-ca-tttttt noise. Cats ears are tuned in to fucking 'fffff' and 'ttttt' sounds.