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Originally Posted by Nancy
True. But I have never heard of a fucking cat falling asleep in such a unique position before. It had me almost piss my pants laughing. Henriette too as a matter of fucking fact.
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Glad to bring a bit of fucking laughter into your lives.
Fuckin right.
Because I fucking can. See next fucking answer.
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What the fuck are the rest of her names?
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When I got her off my granny (notice. no fuck in this sentence, gotta respect my gran), she was called fucking (bollocks, sorry gran) 'bluebell' (1). There's no way I could ever own a pet with such a fucking crappy name.
I decided to let my (at the time) 4yr old niece name the fucker - she chose fucking 'barbie' (2). That didn't last very fucking long.
I called her 'mog' (3) for a bit but she didn't respond in the slightest bit.
Then I tried 'charly' (4) - after the cat on a fucking
child safety video and a song by The fucking Prodigy.
Then fucking Sion (bless 'im) came up with fucking 'Muffcat' (5). It made me fucking laugh, it's a fucking cool name, my cat looks like a fucking muff (19th century ladies handwarmer thing) and, best of fucking all, she responds to it fucking immediately.
It's the fucking mu-
fffffff-ca-
tttttt noise. Cats ears are tuned in to fucking 'fffff' and 'ttttt' sounds.
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Does she respond to all of them?
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Nope, she's only ever responded to fucking
Muffcat™.