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Originally Posted by jwoody
If there's one thing cat's are best at it's fucking sleeping in awkward positions.
The other day I held her up in one hand (sort of under her fucking front legs) and held her up in the air for a bit. She just got fucking comfortable and fucking started to go to fucking sleep.
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True. But I have never heard of a fucking cat falling asleep in such a unique position before. It had me almost piss my pants laughing. Henriette too as a matter of fucking fact.
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Originally Posted by jwoody
Just yesterday I was on the fucking playstation and she was asleep on my fucking chest with her head under my fucking chin. The fucker woke up with a start and fucking sneezed all over my fucking face.
No fucking shit.
I've also re-named her - fuckin 'Muffcat'
I think this is her fucking fifth name.
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Fifth name?
But why, jwoody?
What the fuck are the rest of her names?
Does she respond to all of them?
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