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KeyserSoze · 05-25-2003, 10:04 PM

I swear I just came home for the worst date ever. I asked this young lady out a couple of days ago and she agreed.....cool ...she seemed nice and was very attractive.

Anyhoo, I was raised to treat women with respect and always be a gentlemen. I knew something was wrong the minute we walked out to my car and I opened up the car door for her and she REFUSED to get in, she stated she could get her own door that she did not need a mans help(I should have bailed then) I explained this is how I was taught and it's a force of habit.

We sit to eat and during dinner she gets up and so did I, she then asked if I was going to do this all night and I replied "what do you mean" she said never mind and walked to the ladies room. When she returned I again get up out of my seat and wait for her to sit down and she went BALLISTIC and said " Listen you're not impressing me and if you think your going to get laid by doing this stupid nice guy shit it won't work" Half the people in the restaurant heard this and I felt like a complete ass. She sat her ass down and explained that she is a woman that does not like to be treated like a little girl, I explained that I am a man and that was not my intentions and she did not have to freak out the way she did and I was just being myself. The check came and I was almost afraid to pay for her thinking she would go the fuck off again.....she did not, but then grilled me for 15 minutes about how I should have asked her if it was ok to pay for her meal...............WTF?? I explained that I asked her to dinner and I felt that I should pay and that I would never allow a woman to pay...........CASE CLOSED and maybe she should just say thanks and leave it at that.

We went to the car(you know whats coming don't ya?) and I forgot about the door thing and she stood there and would not get into the car and chastised me for opening her door up again and told me that I should clean out my ears and pay attention next time a woman tells me something. I apologized, closed the passenger door while locking it, got in the drivers side and left her ass standing there while I drove off listening to her scream while I laughed my ass off.

Now....what the fuck is so wrong with opening up a car door or getting up when a lady approaches a table??

Is it me or is this whole world just a little bit out of WHACK??

I would have never left a lady standing and drove off without her.........but this was NO LADY!!

Am I wrong??

05-25-2003, 10:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	*Worst FUKING date ever!** I swear I just came home for the worst date ever. I asked this young lady out a couple of days ago and she agreed.....cool ...she seemed nice and was very attractive. Anyhoo, I was raised to treat women with respect and always be a gentlemen. I knew something was wrong the minute we walked out to my car and I opened up the car door for her and she REFUSED to get in, she stated she could get her own door that she did not need a mans help(I should have bailed then) I explained this is how I was taught and it's a force of habit. We sit to eat and during dinner she gets up and so did I, she then asked if I was going to do this all night and I replied "what do you mean" she said never mind and walked to the ladies room. When she returned I again get up out of my seat and wait for her to sit down and she went BALLISTIC and said " Listen you're not impressing me and if you think your going to get laid by doing this stupid nice guy shit it won't work" Half the people in the restaurant heard this and I felt like a complete ass. She sat her ass down and explained that she is a woman that does not like to be treated like a little girl, I explained that I am a man and that was not my intentions and she did not have to freak out the way she did and I was just being myself. The check came and I was almost afraid to pay for her thinking she would go the fuck off again.....she did not, but then grilled me for 15 minutes about how I should have asked her if it was ok to pay for her meal...............WTF?? I explained that I asked her to dinner and I felt that I should pay and that I would never allow a woman to pay...........CASE CLOSED and maybe she should just say thanks and leave it at that. We went to the car(you know whats coming don't ya?) and I forgot about the door thing and she stood there and would not get into the car and chastised me for opening her door up again and told me that I should clean out my ears and pay attention next time a woman tells me something. I apologized, closed the passenger door while locking it, got in the drivers side and left her ass standing there while I drove off listening to her scream while I laughed my ass off. Now....what the fuck is so wrong with opening up a car door or getting up when a lady approaches a table?? Is it me or is this whole world just a little bit out of WHACK?? I would have never left a lady standing and drove off without her.........but this was NO LADY!! Am I wrong?? __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!