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Those were wonderful, but I don't get 13. I don't even pretend to understand cricket.
Here's one of mine:
I bought a car with a stained glass windshield. It belonged to a little old lady who only drove it to church on Sundays.
It has a V-8 engine. Doesn't ever need gas, but every 500 miles, I need to stop at a produce stand and juice up.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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