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* Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. We used to peel the metal strips out of Library books and then slip them into peoples knapsacks... it was great fun to watch them set off the alarm and then find no books... go through again and set off the alarm... repeat.
* Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. We used to do this... it was very funny to watch drivers roll to a stop and then go around. No sign of construction but the power of the orange cone overcomes all!
* Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as ''Feliz Navidad'', the Archies' ''Sugar'' or the Mr. Rogers theme song. yeah... thanks for that. Now it's stuck in my head.
* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. Doesn't everyone?
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- Old Man Luedecke
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