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I have a Runs with Scissors T that I like to wear.
Saw "Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me." in a repeating spiral on a new T-shirt for sale n a mall t'other day. Gotta love it - obscure Alice Cooper in the fricking mall!
I kinda like the "I poke badgers with spoons" T that's been advertised on Fark lately.
When I was in college, A friend of mine almost had "David Koresh Gun Club : Wasting Pigs for Jesus" shirts printed up, but then Reno burned the compund and I figured I'd get stuck with 'em, so we bagged it. (Apologies to police reading this - at the time there was animus. Now it's just a story I tell sometimes.)
Couple of shirts I want to have made:
Jesus thinks you're a jerk.
Jesus is my landscaper
Truth is, there's always a bigger fish.
(Can you tell Jesus freaks burn my butt?)
I miss Frank Zappa.
I drink to make people interesting.
I'm not a Goth, I just look sharp in black.
Remember: Pillage first. Then burn.
Thug (In Hindi script).
In Kanji: Dumb Gaijin buy Anything with Kanji on it.
In Chinese: Bite the Wax Tadpole, with the correct English Translation in smaller print below.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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