|
3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Hence the bannation of all things carpet like in our house... not to mention grape jelly is disgusting.
4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends. That when the chase is on...
8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room. Been there, done that... commence with the singing and the dancing and the glaven...
10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers. This is why I never leave the house in curlers...
__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
|