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Old 04-10-2006, 06:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
Zeraph
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In the nature of the above post, thought I would post these rules as well.

Rules for a Gunfight
• Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
• Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
• Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
• If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.
• If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
• In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
• Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
• Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
• Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)
• The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
• Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
• Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
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