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I'm white, which mean's: 1)I've oppressed you and deserve none but your contempt. 2)I voted for Bush 3)I have an affinity for NASCAR 4)I'm a bad dancer (okay, that one's true)
I'm a hippy, therefore I smoke weed and can't finish anything.
I'm a straight male, therefore I am latently homosexual.
I am a musician, therefore I am broke and flakey.
I have a wife and daughter, which means I've settled down and am ready for retirment.
I'm athletic, therefore I don't have two neurons in my brain and the only purpous for the single neuron is to name the muscle groups of the body.
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