Haha, I know a few kids (read stoners) that have done half of this shit, and/or something equivalent. They've been kicked out multiple times.
Their favorite is going to the deli, getting a bunch of meat and cheese, and a package of rolls, sit down in the McDonalds food court (works best later at night) sit down, make sandwiches, have a great big meal, wad up all the garbage, pop it in the McDonalds garbage can, and walk out, never paying a dime.
Low, decietful, and something I would never do, but somewhat amusing none the less.
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