my wife f**ked a shark
the hammerhead variety
all orange with the distinctive head.
then i realized it was a duck
a duck with a mohawk?
what the hell is that thing?
at least she stayed within the bird species
big sigh of relief
i drink a lot
and will continue to do so
child will grow up
wondering what the hell?
why am i so f-ing weird looking?
thats ok i guess
looking normal
but not being normal
is a chore also
may as well look the part
if the innards aren't right
hope the circus comes around soon
and when that music plays
they take the freak with them
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