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So a guy walks into a bar, the bartender is taken completely off guard because the man has a half a peach for a head.
Bartender "Why do you have a half a peach for a head?"
Guy "well, it's an interesting story... a long time ago, I was traveling thru the middle east and wouldn't you know it, I came across a genie's lamp!"
Bartender "Really?!"
Guy "Swear to god! So, obvously, the Genie granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I wished for more money than I could ever use, and BAM! there was a pile of money that I couldn't see the top of!"
Bartender "Wow!"
Guy "that's what I said! For my second wish, I wished for a beautiful woman that would love me and cherish me and be with me forever, and BAM! there was this beautiful woman hanging all over me!"
Bartender "Holy crap!"
Guy "Exactly! For my third wish...
and here's where I think I went wrong...
I wished for a half a peach for a head."
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read it on this board about a year ago, i remember because i copy and paste the good ones =p