Lucifer passed away Friday, the 13th of injuries he received in a blazing inferno. He leaves behind his hot-headed wife, Helen and two boys, Beelzebub and Dante.
Lucifer enjoyed barbequing, his Fiero and hot summer nights. In lieu of flowers, his family asks that everyone make a donation in his name to the Mission of Hell's Kitchen.
Friends and family may call at Chili's Funeral Home on Thursday evening. Interment to be in Hell, Michigan at the convenience of his family.
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