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Yes, I try and attend WHL hockey games as much as possible. My buddy also dragged me out to one of his kids soccer games.
I'm like "Fuck that shit, I'm not going to watch some little kids play indoor soccer. Let's go drinking."
"Dude, there is a Bar at the soccer centre."
"Really? Let's go..."
He proceeded to get me liquored up, and we turned into cheerleaders. His kids call me "Funny Uncle Ben", and all of the parents started to get into it. I could care less, I had no shame. It was great. I haven't been invited back, though...
Do you look at the cleenex after you sneeze? I do, and I thought everybody did until recently..
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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