| I came home tonight to find my wife and two kids waiting at the door.  They had my slippers, some very nice cheese and crackers and a glass of wine ready for me.
 I was told to relax while they finished diner.
 
 Then we sat down at the dining room table and had a great meal.  When dinner was over I was told to go and watch Lost.  They would take care of the dishes and bring me some dessert.
 
 Pretty cool family.
 
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 - Old Man Luedecke
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