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My Critical Mistake
A guy's sitting in a bar drinking, and the bartender can't help but notice... the guy's got a great big, round, orange head.
He says, "Hey, buddy... What's with your head?"
Guy says, "Well, it's a funny story.
"I was walking down a beach a few years ago when I found a magic lantern. I rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said he'd grant me three wishes.
"For my first wish, I asked for $100 million. And that's how I got all my money.
"For my second wish, I asked for a beautiful woman who would love me completely. And that's how I found my wonderful wife.
"For my third wish--and here, I think, is where I made my critical mistake--I asked for a great big, round, orange head."
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