maleficent

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day
discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the
Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the
Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman
Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he
thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women!"

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Ok this was ...cute...

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