Crack

Tilted Politics must be put in their place.
They must be converted to the Nonsense Philosophy!
Which should not be confused with Tilted Philosophy, they are entirely different. (and next to be conquered)
Too long have they made educated comments to thought provoking posts!
Too long have they skirted the real topics, such as word association, crazy flash games, and random picture linkage!
Too long have they thumbed their collective noses at us with big words which most of us can't even understand without google and copy and paste!

I propose a WAR!
Now I understand that we can't really kill them, and we can't go into their board and cause a fuss, but we can do something! We can convert their members! We must strive to pull more viewers of Tilted Politics to Nonsense. How will we do this? I don't know. But this is nonsense, we are the ones who can: 'Post whatever! Links, games, pics.' That is a powerful word... 'Whatever' that means when you want to post something, you can! Post it here! We are cool like that!
I know what some of you are saying: "Tilted Politics is more nonsense than nonsense is most of the time" and I agree, which is why I think they should be our first stop on the global TFP domination! They are more like us than they would even care to admit!
I will open up positions for General, I need a 'Secretary of War', and a 'Secretary of Bringing Us All Some Coffee' I wll consider anyone who wants to appily for these positions, but it will help your case if you are a regular poster in Nonsense, and abhor politics in any form.

Let the massacre commence.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx