I am a bartender.
I took some drinks over to a woman and as I sat them on the table, I knocked over a pot of artificial flowers which landed right on the woman's breasts.
"It's a good thing they're fake!" I blurted.
She got really offended.
I guess she was hoping for real flowers.
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