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Never stand in the bed of a pickup truck and pee off the back while the pickup is on the freeway.
You see, when a car or truck cuts through the air, it creates a vaccuum behind it, which in turn creates wind that will blow the piss right back in your face.
But if you do decide to engage in this moist activity, do it in a rent-a-tux after the driver's wedding.
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