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I've found the perfect solution to these two-ton Shamuettes who keep sitting in front of me at the movies, their hair piled up in some wanna-be native goddess tower with gaudy fake flowers in it.... soon as I get a seat I like, I pour some of my soda into the three nearest seats in the row in front of me. Yeah, it's a waste of good soda, but for that extra bit of screen view, it's worth it.
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