Yes, I can see you staring at my boobs.
Yes, I know they're there, and I know they're worth looking at.
Yes, I can see that my intelligent conversation isn't nearly as riveting as the two mounds on my ribcage.
No, I'm not terribly offended.
Why do you think I wear such tight/lowcut shirts?
"If you've got 'em, flaunt 'em."
Best advice I've ever been given.
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim
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