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I used to wonder how middle-aged guys got to be so disgusting and stupid. Didn't they know that burping, farting and scratching themselves in front of women would never get them any.
The other day I took a mental snapshot of where I was. My hand was busy down the front of my pants scartching my testicles, I hadn't shaved for a week and my feet stunk to high heaven. Sitting not six feet away was a gorgeous blonde girl, beautiful enough to be a model. I was carrying on a conversation about business with her, completely unaware of what I must look like to her.
On the inside I'm suave.
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim
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