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For all intents and purposes, I am a drug addict.
I have to take my antidepressants every day or I'll flip out. I have before, and it was not a pretty site.
I realized that my pharmacist is my dealer, and I thought to myself:
"I should get diagnosed with glaucoma. That way I don't have to make 2 trips to get the drugs I need."
Time to smoke another bowl of scraping and wait for my "other" pharmacist to arrive...
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim
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